generally speaking, when you hear the term “new normal,” it means something is wrong and there’s nothing you can do about it. it means life has taken a turn towards suckiness and it will likely stay that way until something radical happens. as previously reported, a bit of suck appeared when this canine came to live with us.
he loves to study how fast a cat can move and how high a cat can jump and how long a cat can survive on top of a kitchen counter. despite his sweet face, he’s rather presidential in that he seems to be experimenting with us most of the time. just when we think we can relax for a moment, he springs into action. the gal assures us that he’ll settle down eventually, but she can’t say how long eventually will take. so we wait. and wait. and wish for a new new normal in which the valleys are lifted and the mountains made low and the puppy behaves. purr, y’all.