now that i’ve given you the download on my tail, i’d like to continue by describing my color.  i’m mostly black, with white neck, paws, tummy and whiskers, and i have an angel’s kiss of white on my nose.  this kind of coloring is called “tuxedo,” and the implication is that cats of this nature appear to be wearing a tux, which calls for comparison between cats and a man in a fancy-pants evening suit.  the interesting thing is that when dressed in said FPES, the man looks like a penguin.  so why the heck aren’t cats who are mostly black with white on their necks, paws and tummy called PENGUIN cats instead of TUXEDOS?  personally, i would much prefer that my coloring be named for the noble denizen of the antarctic rather than for a man immitating a penguin.  but that’s just me.   did i mention that my white eyebrows are straight above my right eye and curly above my left?  i’m so handsome i can hardly stand myself.  purr, y’all.