i sat down with the new york times, and by ‘sat down with’ i mean sat down on, since that’s what i do; i sit on stuff.  i suppose you could say that i “occupy,” sort of like “occupy wall street” only with less conviction and more fur.  so i occupied the paper and learned three important things:

1.    russian will not be taught in american schools
2.    there is a shocking shortage of butter in france (could this be related to election           hacking?  are french cows compromised in a putinesque plot?)
3.    occupying the new york times results in a newsprinted butt.